Throwing a party is pretty simple. Having thrown plenty in my lifetime i have it down to a fine science. The one aspect of parties that i have always avoided has been food. If you were at one of my parties and there were appetizers or self serve plates its probably because someone else brought it or set it up. The flip side of this is that i love when food is provided at parties. What to provide? Well its really quite simple…
Cheese is good. Everyone likes it, it tastes better when you’re drunk and best of all it takes little or no preparation. I was so into this cheese plate that i forgot all about how wack this party actually was. Blue cheese, Brie Cheese, Gorgonzola, are all good choices. The creamier ones tend to be the biggest hits however they are also the biggest mess to clean up, especially if people like me start getting wild and throwing it around.
Beer is also a good choice. You don’t have to set it up on the alley dumpster but you get the idea. Here we feature the infamous BitBurger, not really sure where its from but it definitely did the job. In fact i barely remember taking this photo or the other 20 that were on my camera.
Providing people with an intimate environment in which to consume alcoholic beverages should be enough. However people are always going to complain and want more. If you pour all your money into throwing a dope party and providing drinks like above then its OK if you skimp on the food. Dutil’s latest product release party was a hit, however…
I decided not to sample the onions and curry sauce. “Can i have 3 scoops of onions please?” yea, that would make your breath smell real good. This one lands on the WTF pile. Goose got me loose, dro got me lo…
4 responses so far ↓
o.p. // February 24, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Even blue cheese tastes good when you wash it down with a nice cold BitBurger. After a few too many though, and you might end up in a strange place in a Jason Terry Atlanta Hawks jersey… which is never a good thing.
ryan // February 25, 2008 at 12:07 am
never really into the blue cheese. something about purposeful mold grosses me out. onions and curry you’re right.. wtf?!? indeed..
Ry'on // February 27, 2008 at 9:29 am
I was all about that blue cheese, I ate half that block with no bread, thats whats up.
good night
fatjoesandwich // February 27, 2008 at 12:14 pm
“do you guys have open liquour?”
“YOU BETTER OPEN THAT SHIIIIIIT MAN!”