You got the base? I put the glock up to your face. It’s snack time and we try to keep things simple cheap and fresh on these mean streets. Here’s how to make Guacamole like me.
Ingredients (the recipe):
3 large ripe Avocados (not too ripe stupid) Cilantro – 1 grip Lemon or Lime (i prefer lime but fuck it i didn’t have one) Garlic – 3 cloves Onion – yeeee half an onion son! (i didn’t have one, the streets were dry) Chips – preferably corn flour, preferably fresh – 1 bag Salt and Pepper – to taste (don’t cut your shit down too much)
Instructions (for all you smart dumb cats):
Chop up 2 avocados CHUNKY and chop 1 up really small Dice up your garlic and cilantro together super fine, no chunks Squeeze half a lemon or lime in mixing bowl and add ingredients salt and pepper to taste mash it up put in the fridge for about 30 mins to cool and settle the flavor open up your bag of chips and dip in
You get your fix or what? The first taste is free.
-FJS
